Recently, I had the opportunity to sit down and interview the great James Hardenís Beard. Needless to say, it was a life changing event. After the interview, everything has became so much more clearer to me. Colors are brighter. Sounds are crisper. Smells are more odorous. And Iíve added 6 inches to my vertical. So without further ado, I bid you the interview.
Me: Let me start by saying it is a pleasure and an honor to be in your presence. This interview could be a career changer for me.
Beard: This wonít just be a career changer, my friend. It will be life-altering. Many people have dropped everything they were doing, and have decided to follow me. I like to call them my Beard-sciples. And there are definitely more than 12.
Me: Wow, so would you say you have a cult following?
Beard: Itís not a following. Itís a way of life. Getting your Beard on allows to see things in a way that youíve never seen them before. My Beard-sciples break their lives up into 2 parts: BB and AB. Before Beard and After Beard. There is no in-between.
Me: Interesting. Well, letís go ahead and get this started.