Time for a Perk quotables thread?

[Betts]

He's got such a dry sense of humor:

Thunder center Kendrick Perkins on defending the 6-foot-11, 250-pound Gortat: “With a guy like Gortat, I feel like you've got to wear on him. So I like to play physical with him all three quarters, and by the fourth quarter I think he might be dead.”



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[MrsSoonerFan]

Hubby and I were just talking the other night about how well Perk has improved. I would really like for him to watch his tongue tho. Would not like to see him get suspended! He does defend under the basket really good. I can't stand Gortat!